20 Houses to Avoid on Halloween

Don’t be that stupid guy that gets killed first. Think twice before you go looking for a thrill this Halloween…. (queue the spooky music).

1. Wooden Houses with pointy Witch hats.

This house is obviously cursed and will have you sprouting Latin (or some other dead language) in no time.

Detroit, via here

House 1

2. Houses that look like the Bates Motel.

House 2

If it even slightly resembles a house that looks like it was the one from that slasher movie, expect a crazed copycat murderer to be waiting for you inside. Standard.

Coudersport, Pennsylvania, via here

3. The House that’s watching you.

House 3

So you think this would be the perfect place for a harmless night of ghost stories with beer and flashlights? That house is counting on it.

Detroit, via here

4. The House that looks like a creepy old orphanage where there was a “mysterious” fire.

House 4

The twin girls with the white petticoats are still looking for revenge, so best leave them to it.

Jasper County, Texas via here

5. That House on the Hill

House 5

You’re already out of breath from climbing up the steep path to get to the house…. not ideal seeing as you’re going to be chased around by the chainsaw killer that lives there.

Moline, Illinois, via here

6. An Entire Village of Abandoned Houses.

House 6

So that works out as an entire village-worth of zombies to fight off. (Sorry, your chances are slim).

Somewhere in Russia via here

7. The Clown House

House 7

We all know clowns are not to be messed with. Stay home and watch “IT” with the lights on instead.

Detroit, via here

8. The Old Farmhouse

House 8

If you’re in Texas, you should know better really.

Ipava, Illinois via here

9. Creepy Mansions with unnecessarily-long footpaths.

House 9

Because that’s where you’ll be found, just before the gates. With an axe sticking out of your back.

Location unknown, via here

10. Anything that looks like an old mental asylum

House 10

If you and your buddies decide to “split up”, wait for the inevitable, death will come shortly.

Detroit, via here

11. The Little House in the Woods

House 11

Heard a noise and one of you decides to go check it out? Did they happen to mention they’ll “be back soon”? Well, they’re not coming back. So just kick back, relax and wait. You’re next. Don’t bother running, you’ll trip over a bunch of times anyway. And even if there is a house in running distance from this one, they’re probably axe murders too.

Rockland Lake, New York via here

12. Houses that could Swallow you Up

House 12

The health and safety hazards would get you even before those creatures living inside.

Detroit, via here

13. The House with the Room at the Top

House 13

See those windows at the top? Yeah, that’s the room where little Jimmy stands and lures in his victims. One by one.

Tannersville, New York, via here

14. The House with the Evil Grin

House 14

Any house with a facial expression on it should probably be avoided.

Detroit, via here

15. A House that looks perfect for a location on The Walking Dead

House 15

Yep, there’s half-eaten people locked up in the basement if you’d like to join them.

Colchester, Nova Scotia, CA via here

16. The House everyone knows is haunted but gets sold to some out-of-towners as a “fixer-upper”.

House 16

Do you really need candy that badly?

Unknown location, via here

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